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June 27 2017

07:14
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tonks-has-pink-hair:

brigwife:

welcometonewrome:

mattlewisfangirl:

d0nt-p4n1c:

iwasateenagehorcrux:

holiclover:

Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS

they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.

WHY NO

because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime

SOMEONE SAID IT

06:37

asocialjusticeleague:

Sometimes a family is 1500 moms living on an island with their daughter made of clay

06:00

Dear people learning German

amirosebooks:

handern:

mahalsbutt:

zathuraroy5:

allthingslinguistic:

ladydrace:

howlnatural:

britishpineapple:

bananoots:

kainoliero:

tuonenjoutsenen:

miss-cath:

animentality:

freezingdesert:

please be aware that the correct way to replace ä, ö, ü, ß is turning them into ae, oe, ue, and ss, not just taking the dots away or typing “B”.

Otherwise you can get things like,

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwül heute.”
= “The weather is very hot and humid today.”

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwul heute.”
= “The weather is very gay today.”

well I now know how to call the weather gay

So, it’s like in Polish. 

“Zrobić łaskę” means “Do mercy to someone”

but

“Zrobić laskę” means “Make a blowjob”.

I cannot think of a case where removing the dots of ä and ö in Finnish would result in something naughty (if you can, please contribute) but the same thing applies, ä and ö are completely different from a and o, and one does not simply remove the dots.

Finnish:

Näin appelsiineja = I saw oranges.

Nain appelsiineja = I fucked oranges.

its even worse in turkish doe cus like

Sık dişini?? Hang in there/Endure

Sik dişini?? Literally just fuck your tooth

that’s it

amazing

Even in Spanish:

Feliz año nuevo = happy new year

Feliz ano nuevo = happy new butthole

Irish: 

Tá mo chroí briste = My heart is broken.

Tá mo chroí bríste = My heart is trousers.

Danish:

Bølle = thug

Bolle = fucking

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a language that uses diacritics must have a minimal pair with and without diacritics that means something rude. 

@mahalsbutt I can’t think of anything in french, please tell me there’s something (btw it was a whole adventure trying to find you again, did not see when you changed your name XD)
@xupz the french need naughty help

there’s nothing in french because our accents are meaningless and if you take them out not only doesn’t it change the pronunciation of the word but it doesn’t change the meaning of the word either
we really just use accents for the aes

@malady579
05:23

decomprosed:

setheverman:

anyone else been tired since the fucking byzantine period?

reblog if you’re still in your late antiquity phase and every day you wake up is just like “constantiNOPEle”

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diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

Holiday Inn has a pizza button this is great

04:09

kin-bot:

anyone else a soft bitch tonight

03:49
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negroifyoudontsitdown:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

03:39
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jenroses:

gettzi:

torikaze:

revkryssie:

fairytale-villain:

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

Still here, STILL QUEER!!

“If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur.”

“You can deny being the thing and agree with your accuser that being the thing is awful … or you can increase being the motherfucking thing”
(And a MAC grad at that ❤️ bless these tweets)

I might be in love. 

03:34

new tumblr discourse

sapplho:

midwayinourlifesjourney:

celesteela:

is 75 degrees Fahrenheit too cold, too hot, or just right?
discuss

Also tag where u live

24 celsius for those wondering

03:32
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utopiafandoms:

just bc Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone turns 20 y/o!!!

June 17 2017

05:23

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackphoenix1977:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

skippercifer:

nurdqueen:

andybloved:

vegetarian-monster:

forthecalloftherunningtide:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape

50 shades of grey

Ted Mosby’s pursuit of Robin from How I Met Your Mother
Ross Geller’s obsession with Rachel Green on Friends

TWILIGHT

agree with everything but snape. his love was so pure

image
  • Joker/Harley

Pretty much any YA novel.

Well, any straight one anyway

04:46
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chirrutimwae:

I LOVE YOU.

04:09
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03:32
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thenbhdofficial:

softwedge:

pvedameron:

kesandor:

amarvelfangirlthings:

I fixed the Black Panther poster

I’m not gonna lie I saw this and thought it was someone making a Tony cinematic universe joke then I checked op and was gravely mistaken

snakes are currently manifesting in my house

wait, is this not just a joke about how tony was on the spiderman poster like 10 times? is this for real???

IM REALLY IN TEARS LMFAO

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ursik-l:

kaible:

“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”

( -__-) (◉□◉ )

01:41

kaible:

caecilius-est-pater:

sarahruhlofficial:

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

01:05

unsends:

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

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June 16 2017

23:51
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