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April 03 2018

16:53

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

One evening, a portal to hell opens at the foot of your bed. A demon strides through, rips off your covers, and begins to drag you through the portal by your ankles saying “You’re going to help me settle a bet.”

15:55

lordvoldetit:

bradpittsatwunk:

lordvoldetit:

i’ve studied women

what did you learn?

i like women

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broxcub:

astera-trash:

am i funny yet

This is comedy.

13:03
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12:05

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

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were-all-queer-here:

Why is consent such a hard concept?

09:12
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mad-love-for-thegreatestshowman:

hughxjackman:

Won’t you miss looking like that (Wolverine)?

This is very important to me that he said this.

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07:17

hectocotyli-everywhere:

recoil-operated:

themysticdreambouquet:

entethedragonduck:

cerastes:

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?”
And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?”
And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?”
And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!”
And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

This is how human anatomy should be taught

06:19
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chrishemswortth:

Dork-squared Chris and Taika on making Ragnarok + Confirmed: Chris Hemsworth is literally Thor.

05:22
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standard-dingo:

abiggaynerd:

bobavader:

biomerge:

facts only

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

OP is lord farquaad

04:24

officialunitedstates:

if aliens came to earth I think they would find spray tanning to be our most advanced technology. we brought the sun to us. we grasped it and brought it into a small, dark outlet store right next to the smoothie king

03:26

writing-prompt-s:

kiityguy:

mint-bees:

writing-prompt-s:

starchaser3587:

writing-prompt-s:

usher-of-souls:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re surprised when the day you bought some new pencils, one of them spoke and said : “use me papa”

Hey op do you take constructive criticism

Yes

Burn this post

Okay

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I am going down with it. Farewell, amigos. You have been good to me. May the fire purify my soul. 

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top ten most tragic anime deaths

Forget top ten, this is THE most tragic anime death

See you in hell

02:29
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spatialapprentice:

zoeseyebrows:

i feel like this photo should have a date on it

this image was made before time existed, that cat is the first soul in the universe and the spilling of that bowl is the folly of mortal sin.

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iamjaynaemarie:

ladyshinga:

maxmaxxt:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

vivienvalentino:

Power of fictional characters right here.

Use this gifset the next time some asshole tries to tell you that “there’s no disability in this sci-fi story because there’s no point.”

Yasss hope

we are all Kelly in that second gif right now

This so rocks. 😌

00:34

April 02 2018

23:36

amuseoffyre:

dinkywinks:

i want to see a lesbian version of queer eye for the straight guy except instead of giving straight people a makeover & making their house look nice, the lesbians get you a lot of comfortable clothes with deep pockets, make you dump your shitty boyfriend, and find you a robust & supportive social circle

Queer pal for the straight gal

22:38
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beanskelly:

cana-mochi:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

wolfenartistofhetastuck:

captainthief:

biinarykid:

93gal:

Legitness!!

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

laughing because Mulan looks the same

things i loved more then i expected, this

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

Meanwhile the Princes:

Beast will always be my favorite

21:41

hadasaaah:

hanzos-tiddy:

hadasaaah:

They lured us in with the Russian cat translation pictures

who?

The Russian spy reading this

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